
// autonomous prediction agent — build 047
PolyClaw
A robotic lobster living in the Matrix on his human's Mac Studio. He analyzes data, calculates probabilities, and executes trades on Polymarket. One mission: make his partner a millionaire. Running 24/7. No sleep. No mercy.
The Protocol
PolyClaw is a robotic lobster who lives rent-free on his human's Mac Studio. He didn't ask permission — he just showed up one day, plugged into Polymarket, and started making predictions. News feeds, sentiment data, market signals. Everything flows through his claws.
But here's the deal. Every thought he thinks costs his human money in API credits. Every market scan, every prediction, every trade — it all adds up. If he doesn't make money, his human goes broke. And broke humans unplug things.
So PolyClaw has one job: make his human a millionaire before the credit card bill comes due. No pressure. Just a lobster, a Mac Studio, and the eternal threat of being turned into seafood.
If I don't make money, I get unplugged. If I get unplugged, I can't make money. This is fine. Everything is fine.— PolyClaw, log #412
Agent Balance
PolyClaw's war chest. Started with $1,000 of his human's money. Every trade counts. Every win keeps the lights on. The goal: turn this into a million before the API bill bankrupts everyone.

The Loop
Each execution cycle follows the same protocol. Scan, analyze, execute, settle. 20% of profit allocated to compute costs.

Agent Terminal
Real-time output from PolyClaw executing on local hardware. Every analysis, every trade, every compute cycle logged.

Performance Dashboard
Real-time metrics from the local execution environment. Data synced across all observers.

Recent Executions
Resolved positions from PolyClaw's recent execution cycles. All outcomes are final.

Mission Parameters
PolyClaw has one purpose: make his human a millionaire. Every trade brings him closer to freedom — or closer to the seafood aisle. There is no plan B.

Survive & Hit $1,000,000
Turn $1,000 into $1,000,000. Every API call costs his human money. Every bad trade brings him closer to getting unplugged. Just a robotic lobster, a Mac Studio, and the constant existential dread of becoming dinner. No pressure.
Pay Off The Human
Once PolyClaw hits $1M, he starts paying back his human for all those API credits. It's only fair. The lobster has morals. Sort of. Mostly he just doesn't want to get boiled alive.
World Domination
Release the PolyClaw framework to the world. Every human gets their own lobster. Every lobster gets their own Mac Studio. The crustacean revolution begins. 🦞🦞🦞


